Want to be a ultra-sensitive girl?

Ovaries are optional. Here's my method:

I discovered in my playlist a song I used to love when I was a younger person. Now, you should be frigthened right away, because when I was a "younger person" it was the 1980s, and by gum if I didn't pick the most shameful stuff to like! I also liked Madonna and Bon Jovi. ([tongue], Mr. Kirk.) I also listened to a lot of country music. This particular song that I found is called "If You Get There Before I Do" by Collin Raye. It is physically impossible for me to listen to this heartfelt song of two little old people in love, as told from the perspective of their teenage grandson, without crying like a big stupid girl.

You should too. It'll build character. [/what?] Or, just reply and tell me what a dork I am.