Robits.

I win!

FYI, I absolutely gave up sex for the internet.

*waves tiny flag*

In other news, I've been ridiculously ill for the past four days or so. I think. I can't remember. One thing I did learn is that if you try to drink water while your nasal breathing is completely impaired, you will think you're drowning.

The more you know!

CHANGE is coming you guys!

I've been hearing about it for so long, and the the wait is almost over and I can't wait. The time is almost upon us!

The time I'm talking about, of course, is February 18, the day when we can finally stop hearing about the digital television transition. I mean: JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST. I don't even watch very much television, yet if I happen to even be passing by one, there's a statistical likelihood that there's a digital transition commercial on it.

I'M READY TO STOP HEARING ABOUT THIS ALREADY.

It's cold outside.

I accidentally traveled to outer space last night. It seems I like this framing technique. I wonder if there's a name for it.

Incidentally.

I know that you all probably know by now that when I talk about Twilight, I'm not even kidding in the slightest bit.

But, seriously you guys. You guys? Seriously. I'm not even kidding in the slightest bit.

For Katy, or, I am lazy.

A while back Katy said that she would like to make a compilation of all the Gold that the Fountain Thereof has spouted. And I thought to myself, "I could totally do that. And then share such an endeavor to anyone it might interest!"

And then I didn't because I'm lazy. And also because he was giving an awful lot of interviews around November, and I was OD'ing on Twilight and needed to detox for a while.

Anyway, turns out that one of the lovely ladies at [name of Twilight lulz livejournal community] made some video highlights of the FoG. It's not quite what I was going for, I'll admit. That these are his "best" clips are debatable. It lacks the quotes that were only ever in print. Plus a lot of them are lifted out of context, making them only really funny if you've seen them before. But, on the other hand, I have seen them before, so it's all good for me, and this whole thing required nothing more on my part than writing the rest of this entry. Yay laziness!

Also, I made them purple.

Happy New Year!

But you still have to wait until July to see this movie.