Tuesday

So.

The kittens have colds/eye infections. All of them. The colds have just about run their course, but the eye infections necessitate eye goo. Penny is not thrilled about this turn of events, but she needs to get used to it, frankly. They're old enough now that we don't need to stress about them getting cold, so tomorrow we'll move them all out of the furnace room into a place that's actually clean and acceptable for kittens. Penny.

Oh, and also tomorrow I'm escorting my father into town to get a little spinal surgery.

You could say that I'm feeling anxious and that would not be inaccurate.

Sunday

Kitten piles.

Penny is a good mommy.





Even though she's a girl, I kind of want to call tabby Bowie.


Halfpennies!!

So you'll recall, about a month ago, I acquired a cat. My household has had a long and illustrious history of acquiring cats, stretching back before I was born.

As a bit of trivia, we've never managed to acquire one that was knocked up, even though apparently cats are knocked up all the time. When Penny showed up, though, the sentence "I hope she's not pregnant!" was introduced almost immediately. I don't even know why! She didn't look at all pregnant. But the what if was overwhelming.

I checked in with Stephanie, because I know she's had a couple cats show up with a surprise inside. I asked her how to be sure if a cat is pregnant. Her reply was pretty much, "When kittens start coming out of them."

Oh man, you guys. By that definition? My cat is totally pregnant.

I'll have to get back to you on this.

Kitten tally = FIVE PENCE!!!!:
1. All black
2. Orange
3. Penny-colored (tortoiseshell)
4. Gray tabby
5. Dark gray? Black? It's getting hard to tell at this point. Tabby!

They are, of course, adorable, but we told Penny that's quite enough out of her.


VISUAL AID!

I feel so bad putting up this picture of Penny, because she looks like she's made of pure evil. She's actually ridiculously sweet. I just interrupted her five-second meal break to get this, and the babies were all crying. So she was like, "Look what you fucking did." Also: Jesus hell, all those were inside her yesterday.

Penny says: BURN THIS PICTURE.

L to R: black (?) one, back of other black one's head, orange one, gray tabby, regular tabby (last baby)

LATER!



You can only see maybe two and a half in this one, but they're all in there. Plus omg look at tabby baby. Penny is still looking a mess. She is very tired and has not had a bath.

Wednesday

Am I a narcissist? PLEASE COMMENT.

VALIDATE ME OMG

Man ... pretty much. Poor Robin Quivers, though.