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I lied. I do not feel better.

Also, they are going to take away my monkeys and my inline comments. These are two of the very few things that make me happy. I'm not being off-beat or ironic, either, I'm really serious. Yes, my life really is that sad.

Anyone want to pay ten dollars to give me a year of monkeys? I can pay you with the warmth and glow of my admiration.