I keep noticing that this one particular question in this one particular boq keeps getting the same answer. Or at least the second half is rather consistent.
If your partner asked you to get breast implants what would you say? (And the penis version. Hehe, penis.)
Just about every answer I read suggested that the person would be unconcerned, and glib about the suggestion, but would then immediately terminate the relationship. That's kinda harsh. And doesn't make it seem like you were unbothered anyway. I decided to address this, as I have a rather excellent rack. [up] My reply would consist of "I think it's time for thicker glasses." I would not terminate a relationship over something so silly. If nothing else, you're set on comebacks for life! It works in any situation!
"I think the chicken's probably done now."
"I think, of the two of us, I'm the one better able to assess quality breasts, thank you."
"You just ran a red light."
"Oh honey, do you remember the time that you said you thought I needed breast implants? [shakes head]"
See? Endless potential.
Tuesday
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