Oh, I have one.

Inspired by Beth, inspired by Ryan.

"Immigrant Song," Led Zeppelin

• Features of our homeland:
  
  • Ice and snow
    
  • Midnight Sun
    
  • Blowing hot springs
  
  
  Features of our destination:
  
  • Hordes
    
  • Tales of gore (whispered)
    
  • Soft green fields
  
  
  How we're getting there:
  
  • Driven by Hammer of the Gods
    
  • Threshing oars
  
  
  Trip goals and activities:
  
  • The western shore (ultimately)
    
  • Fight hordes
    
  • Sing
    
  • Cry "Valhalla I am coming"
    
  • Calm tides of war
  
  
  Advice for natives:
  
  • Stop rebuilding ruins
    
  • Allow for peace and trust (even though you lost)
  
  
  Who we are:
  
  • Your overlords