Guys. You guys. Guys. It's official. It's been confirmed.
It will be two movies.
You know what this means, right? (Actually, I hope none of you have read it so I get to horrify you right here and now.) In order to get even one movie out of this god-forsaken aborted mess of a book, they will not only have to keep in everything, they may have to extend some parts. EXTENDED PREGNANCY/BIRTH SEQUENCE MAYBE?
I am trembling in terror and excitement.
PS - fingers crossed that "high-end director" means Uwe Boll.
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Twilight movies should be the only thing Uwe Boll is allowed to direct.
Did I tell you that my friend Kristin and her sisters and I went to see "New Moon"... it was an event her sisters called "Mocksgiving." Fortunately, half of the audience seemed to be with us in the mocking. And the other half were too embarrassed that they wanted to see it/timid to say anything. It was awesome. I thought of you.
Uwe Boll might actually improve the franchise, in an Only-Nixon-Could-Go-To-China sort of way.
-Kirk
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