One of those meme things.

I saw this one a while ago, and I decided that I would post it, because I liked the question and my answers. When I tried to go and find it, I discovered that that was back in January. Oops! It's a lot longer than I remember it being. Sorry. I know I'm not that interesting.



1. Is your second toe longer than your first? No. It's ever-so-slightly shorter if I pull it out straight, and shorter still if I don't. I have a small degree of hammertoe to my second toes.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? From time to time. I tend to prefer black ink, fine point pens. But in terms of specific models, they go in and out of fashion.

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? It would be patently ridiculous to plan anything that far ahead.

4. What color are your toenails usually? Not as clear a pink as my fingernails, but I guess that's because the nail is thicker. I don't paint my nails.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted? With a highlighter? Probably something at work. I last attempted to highlight my hair a week ago. Not really. Sort of.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains? I don't have bedroom curtains! Isn't that terrible? I'm working on it, mother.

7. What color are the seats in your car? Gray. And dirty in spots. Which I try not to think about too much, as it's the dirt of Nerwen's former girlfriend. Ew.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Not at the same time, but I have had one cat that was all black, and one cat that is all white.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Harper's birthday card. Actually, I used two. Happy birthday, Harper!

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? When I was little, it was my intention to make up short stories about the false etymologies of all 50 US states. I only managed Arkansas and Wyoming. So, in my imagination, Oming used to live in Wyoming. He's dead now, though. I don't know anyone who lives there anymore.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Because I needed money.

12. Who is the last baby that you held? In my whole life, I have never held a baby. True story!

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? I can remember knowing 5 pairs of twins. Of those, only one have names that start with the same letter. But then, so did their other siblings. None of them rhymed.

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? Not that I've ever had it, but I can only imagine that the answer is no.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? I wasn't driving a car two years ago; I had a crippling phobia of driving.

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators: ... What's the difference?

17. Last time you went to Six Flags: Probably several years ago. I would have gone with my cousins, and I don't really talk to them anymore.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? My house is a Wallpaper Free Zone. We worked hard to get it that way. Yay!

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow: A stuffed duck, courtesy of Aflac. His beak and feet, anyway.

20. Last person to give you a business card? The receptionist at my urologist's office.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? I have never, in my life, written a check. I last purchased a money order for the purpose of giving it to LabCorp.

22. Closest framed picture to you? It's a picture of my sister Karen, in the middle of the memorial plaque that we got from Bon Jovi. There used to be a personal note about her in the middle, but when we got it back from her former husband, it had mysteriously disappeared. SERIOUSLY.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you? I guess that would be the last time that I told my mother I would make pasta, and then I loitered at the computer long enough that she just started making it herself. Heh.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare? Nope. Fingers crossed!

25. How many emails do you have? I can only assume this means addresses. I have 3 that currently work.

26. Last time you received flowers? Huh. I buy flowers a lot more frequently than I receive them. Shit. When I graduated?

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman? Without getting into it: No.

28. What kind of milk do you drink? I drink Lactaid Skim Milk with added calcium. It's great! No nothin' in it! But it still tastes like milk, don't give me that lip.

29. Do you play air guitar? I never air guitar. I always air drum. Which is weird, since I have absolutely no desire to play the drums.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee? I don't take coffee, period.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? Yes I do! I had to check first. I have a hanging ornament about friendship that was given to me by an eight-year-old. Aww.

32. Have you ever owned a Beanie Baby? I own several Beanie Babies. A few I got back when they were real super popular, just because they were real super popular, and one I have a a present from a show I did.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school: Probably Lynda. I can't remember talking to anyone else.

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer: A long time. I hate that crap. It just makes the dirt on your hands crumblier.

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? Heh! No!

36. What color are the blinds in your living room? They are wood-colored, because they are made of wood.

37. What is in your inbox at work? Some spam, some notices from companies that I don't pay attention to, and a bunch of residual stuff that my boss made me deal with for him.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper: Harry Potter fanart made by local school children.

39. What was the last pageant you attended? ... I don't think I've ever been to a pageant!

40. Where is the last place you bought pizza from? Some local joint. I don't eat it, though.

41. Have you ever worn a crown? I totally have! I wore a crown for my first communion, when I dressed up as a princess for Halloween, and several times at ballet recitals.

42. What is the last thing you stapled? A homeowner's policy.

43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi? There is not enough "no."

44. Are you ticklish? Yes. Also, I can tickle myself. So whoever said that you can't? Is wrong.

45. Last time you saw fireworks: About 15 minutes ago. They're starting to get antsy around here.

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut: Last year, maybe? I know I was in Virginia.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message and you actually returned their call? My father, I think. My sister left me a message after he did, but she called me again before I had a chance to call her back.

48. Last time you parked under a carport: I wonder if my garage counts, since I can't close the door once I pull in there.

49. Do you have a black dog? No. My cousins have had two. Ruined them both.

50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? I am not in favor of pickles.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle? Kind of.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? My eyes are rather attractive! The boy has the prettiest color eyes.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck: This morning. It made me miss the light.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? I do. They were one of the last "new" bands that my sister had gotten into. ("I don't like a thing about your sister/'Cause I think sex is overrated too" - heh!)

55. Do you have a little black dress? Well, I have a dress that's black. It's more of a dumpy mourning frock, though.