I don't feel well.

But that's not because anything bad happened.

I had a very stressful weekend.

But that's not because anything bad happened. I can't tell if it's all the stress that's making me unwell, or if I'm actually sick now.

My weekend actually went very well. Better than I expected it to. And for those who feel they require a more in-depth account, I must apologize. I'm all distracted by my mystery illness. Which may or may or be due to stress. But I feel better than I have in quite some time.

You know, except for the feeling like crap part.