Excellent.

Never let it be said that you cannot teach yourself 8 weeks of course matierial in 12 hours.

I've noticed a strange phenomenon. I'm the type of person that shopkeepers tend to call "sweetheart". Perhaps because of the whole big-eyed-about-to-burst into tears look I have going on. Or, maybe, I'm just that damn cute. I wish these options were more conclusive.

Also, I like having healthy, shiny hair, but it makes it difficult to discern which of my hairs are gray, and which ones are just really shiny.

I have the most bizarre problems.