Dieter is awesome. Seriously.

Here's a glimpse at why. 1. His course, Primatology and Human Evolution, for some reason, is on the approved Rutgers list of writing skills courses, meaning that it fulfills my stupid writing skills requirement, meaning that all my Rutgers non-major requirements have been met, which means the Muffin Lord can suck it! Um.

2. Today, we saw a film from which we learned (among other things) that the purpose of oral sex is to be informative.

Also, I made some flip comments about the sunlight the other day, but I really do hate it. Everything is brigther, and louder, and suddenly there are all of these horrible people everywhere. And they all suck. And everything smells more. And your skin sweats more, and your hands collect more grime. And there's bugs. And people who remind you of bugs. And 9 million unattractive girls exposing more and more of their unattractive bodies. If they want to stay cool, perhaps they should try taking off ten or so pounds of their unattractive makeup. And apparently, people lose their hearing, for they feel the need to start blasting music that I really had no intention of ever listening to. Sirs, I can tell that you're morons by the way you drive your supped-up Civic, I don't need the audio cues.

At the moment, it is a gorgeous day. I'm so glad I'm inside.