In no particular order:
1. My sinuses. It's too early to tell if I have an ear infection, a cold, swine flu, or if I just breathed in too much pine tree (which may lead to one of the preceding), but the left side of my face is not happy.
2. My uterus? I don't even know what body parts are at issue, but I've been having lots of pain in the lower abdominal region for a few weeks. And no, it's not that thing that women get. Or, I don't know, maybe it's that thing that some women get, me being one of those women. Maybe I should have mentioned that this one was going to be about stuff growing on my girl organs. OH SORRY. Anyway, this is not a new problem, but if this is what it is, it's certainly a new intensity.
3. Money. Or rather, my lack thereof. You know how poor you are? I wish I were that poor right now.
4. My mother. Enough said.
5. The internet, general. For the past three days I have had a slow, wonky connection. This sucks because not only am I on the internet all the time, some of that time spent on the internet I'm actually doing important things that may cause me to be less poor. Also because if I see "Page Load Error" one more time, I may have to do something crazy like go watch television or maybe even read a book. I could have been doing both those things on the internet!
6. The internet, specific. Take a look at this. In the immortal words of the great Christian Bale, NO, FUCK NO!
and, as always...
7. Other people. Hell, it is them.
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Kill them back! Except your mother, there are laws about that. Also I am being flip because I am cranky but wish to be supportive.
I appreciate it!
Also, I may have to replace "mother" with "sister" as the latter seems to be thoroughly convinced that I do, in fact, have swine flu.
I wish to be supportive too! But I suck at it. But! You could make my job easier if you let me know what I can do to cheer you up!
I feel (most) of your pain on that list. In slightly different areas. But I feel it nonetheless.
[Hug]. [Cookie].
At knitting on Thursday, every time anyone coughed or sniffled I yelled, "IT'S THE SWINE FLU!" Surprisingly, no one slapped me. When a woman I don't like coughed, I leaned over and whispered to a friend, "SHE has SARS."
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