Some reasons you should buy the album "Castaways And Cutouts"

1. Contains the sweetest song ever that also contains the phrase "fuck all".
2. Contains a song about one's mother being a dock whore.
3. Contains songs told from the point of view of: a normal, regular guy from California; the ghost of an infant; a French Legionnaire.
4. The guy who sings sounds like some other guy, but Stephanie likes him anyway.
5. Most of the songs contain disturbing imagery, but seem to be against Nazis.
6. I told you to.
7. Vocabulary used includes the following: wastrel, parapet, balustrade, kith, moribund, fecundity, bereft, castanets, indelibly, dram.
8. Decemberists freak the establishment.