The house opposite my house is for sale! YOU SHOULD MOVE IN THERE!
In fact, there are no fewer than five houses for sale within a walking block of my domicile. TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT WHY THAT MIGHT BE! JUST MOVE IN!
You're welcome!
Monday
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It must be that your neighbors are unable to withstand the collective cuteness of your cats. You are causing a "Cute Overload", if you will.
Um. I was thinking that if I were to move to the east coast I might want to live in your state. But the "if" is pretty big.
I'M THERE!
Do I get a free cat for moving in?
I'll name it "cersti"
I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HOME PURCHASE COMES WITH FREE CAT.
Does the mortgage have a clause that says "it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not"? 'Cause what if the union's on strike? Working on the docks, it's tough, so tough...
-Kirk
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. LOOK WHAT I FOUND TODAY ON ITV'S INTRANET:
I have a lovely double bedroom available in a two-bedroom Victorian garden flat, just five minutes from Walthamstow tube/ train station. [...] It's a recently decorated flat that has recently been refurbished with a new kitchen and painted throughout. It’s got original features including wood floor boards and fireplace and is situated on a quiet street, just minutes away from shops, supermarkets, cafes, restaurants and bars. It’s also very close to Walthamstow Village where there are nice cafes, restaurants and shops. Rent – including all bills and WIFI - £115 per week.
VICTORIAN GARDEN FLAT.
DEAL OR WHAT?!
... That is better news.
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