I'm not knocked up.

I just wanted to say that first, because I'm about to post a side-view of my abdomen, and I didn't want anyone to be confused. ... But then I cropped it anyway, so you can't really tell what part of my body this is. ... But just sayin', it's a side-view of my abdomen. My fragile, squishy abdomen, where any number of things go wrong on a daily basis. ... Just sayin'.

Feel free to zoom!



Friends. Citizens. What does this look like to you? DON'T SPARE MY FEELINGS.

I'm trying to save my freaking out until it's absolutely necessary. But I am not happy.