My spleen is unremarkable.

Thank you, my public, for your words of concern. So, turns out that I still have some nephrolithic calculi gunking up my kidneys. So I get to see a urologist and eventually do this all again. But it's okay. I won't have to pussy out about it like last time. Also, according to the internet, women who've done both say that passing a kidney stone has pain that matches or exceeds labor pain. So hey, I've got that going for me now.

My organs are all okay, though, which is the important thing.

And now, here's some mushy crap.

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Quality Time
with a secondary love language being
Physical Touch.

Complete set of results

Quality Time:		11
Physical Touch:		8
Receiving Gifts:		5
Acts of Service:		3
Words of Affirmation:		3

Information

Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

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I guess that's pretty true!