Up-Date.

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Yes, so. I had a very good weekend. And I am now upset that several of my friends had weekends nowhere near as good.

My weekend gifts/engagements included movie (Monster  - a good film, but incredibly cheapened for me by the fact that the storyline was completely fake!), candy (from the movie - but super good!), a meal which did not include chicken, but instead shrimp (shocking!), My Fair Lady   on DVD (even though I don't have a DVD player, which he knows), a book of Mensa™ logic puzzles, some illegally recorded music CDs (which I assume are actually on loan), and um, sporting events. Also, for all of Valentine's Day, I was wearing a shirt that said "My Girlfriend Can Totally Beat Up Your Girlfriend." It was great.

In the spirit of Venereal Disease, here is a sort of gift for you all (three) that actually isn't a gift, just something I've been meaning to do for a while. A list of all the lyrics I've used as titles, and the songs from whence they come! I'll come in great handy if you have insomnia, but won't help you otherwise! Ehem ...

January 29, 2003
"I Can't Reach You" by The Who (song written out in full)

February 26, 2003
"Happy Birthday to me"
from "The Happy Birthday Song" by Anonymous.

April 25, 2003
"It's a girl, Mrs. Walker, it's a girl."
from "Glow Girl" by The Who

June 14, 2003
"A new twist on a very old song."
from a live version of "Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac

August 9, 2003
"Timorous Me" by Ted Leo And The Pharmacists

August 13, 2003
"The Tyranny of Distance, Pt. 2"
album by Ted Leo And The Pharmacists

September 1, 2003
"Make Your Bed The River, Young Girl."
from "Make Your Bed" by Neko Case

November 7, 2003
"And nothing else matters when I turn it up loud."
from "Speakers Push The Air" by Pretty Girls Make Graves

November 26, 2003
"I plachu, I rydaiu mylyi za toboiu."
from "In A Glade" by Milla Jovovich

December 11, 2003
"And the world may be long for you, but it'll never belong to you."
from "Grace Cathedral Hill" by The Decemberists

December 16, 2003
"And time will tell us all."
from "The Battle Of Evermore" by Led Zeppelin

December 17, 2003
"Watch the clouds sift through the irreal."
from "No Need To Cry" by Neko Case

February 4, 2004
"Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?"
from "The Cheat Theme Song" by The Skate Party

Man. There were a lot fewer than I thought there were.